Code

    var newMap = function(obj, fn) {
        var options = $.extend( {}, obj);
        for (key in options) {
            options[key] = fn(options[key]);
        }
        return options;
    };

    $(document).ready(function() {
        var obj = {
            url: "http://jquery.com/",
            success: function() {output.add("Hurrah!");},
            failure: function() {output.add("Boohoo!");}
        };

        var myInstrumentation = function(option) {
            if ($.isFunction(option)) {
                return function() {
                    if (!this.count) this.count = 0;
                    this.count++;
                    option();
                }
            } else {
                return option;
            }
        };

        var newObj = newMap(obj, myInstrumentation);

        newObj.success.call(newObj);
        newObj.failure.call(newObj);
        newObj.success.call(newObj);
 
        output.add("Total calls: " + newObj.count);
    });

Output

Explanation

In a thread on the jQuery development mailing list gMinuses suggest that the jQuery map function be extended to work on arbitrary objects. If I'm not mistaken, the suggested code for the non-array branch would be something like this newMap function.

If so, I see a problem. If the object is just slightly more complicated, I believe, things start to fall apart.